Crash Course in Reading
Headline: Woman Drives Station Wagon Into Bookstore
In terms of sales, I have heard of books flying off of the shelves but this is ridiculous. What was she thinking? Were Harry Potter books 50% off or something? I'd hate to see her within 2 days of Christmas...she'll be out and about plowing through town in a Bradley. Never surrender!
Often times I've said I'd run into the store for a minute on the way home, but I didn't mean it literally. Funny thing is she crashed through the travel section and landed in non-fiction. How's that for your visual aids. And her name is Linda Duck. Now, I ask you, is that merely her name or was it a psychic suggestion?
I'm sure the participants of the creative writing group had no difficulty choosing a topic or creating details after witnessing that incident.
Afterward, she was spotted browsing the self-help section and eventually purchased Driving For Dummies before departing the store.
In terms of sales, I have heard of books flying off of the shelves but this is ridiculous. What was she thinking? Were Harry Potter books 50% off or something? I'd hate to see her within 2 days of Christmas...she'll be out and about plowing through town in a Bradley. Never surrender!
Often times I've said I'd run into the store for a minute on the way home, but I didn't mean it literally. Funny thing is she crashed through the travel section and landed in non-fiction. How's that for your visual aids. And her name is Linda Duck. Now, I ask you, is that merely her name or was it a psychic suggestion?
I'm sure the participants of the creative writing group had no difficulty choosing a topic or creating details after witnessing that incident.
Afterward, she was spotted browsing the self-help section and eventually purchased Driving For Dummies before departing the store.
posted by On My Watch at 11:27
6 Comments:
Thanks, I try.
I just love reading news clips like this. Always fascinates me how some people can do such stupid things.
well, you came to the right place - always on the look-out for stupid people.
san bernardino huh? I was stationed at March in Moreno Valley.
I wonder if Linda Duck is Howard the Duck's wife?
:) hmm, could be. I wonder if they have 3 sons. I think they work for Disney.
This lady was obviously very confused before the crash. I thought Ducks flew south for the winter.
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