Monday, November 14, 2005

Make It a Dublin

Headline: Nursing home keeps spirits up with own pub

When I get to the point of needing the services of a nursing home, I'm going to Ireland.

If the average age is 85 then why the hell not? What could they possibly have to lose? This is certainly better than the social activities offered at homes in the States, which usually range from wheelchair square dancing to patient abuse. Alcohol abuse is much more fun. As long as stripper bars aren't next on the agenda - eeewww- I see nothing wrong with this venture.

I propose a toast to the brilliant hospital in Ireland: Over the gums and passed the, um...well, gums - look out stomach here it comes.


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