Shell Shocked

Headline: Folgers checking report of turtle found in coffee

I thought the best part of waking up was having Folgers in your cup? I wonder if a Hare was also found in their breakfast?

I've had Baileys in my coffee before but never turtles. I would imagine they move a lot faster after having caffeine. Maybe it wasn't pizza, afterall, that fueled Donatello and the rest of the gang. Turtle power!

All I know is that if anyone ever tells me, "You're the turtle in my coffee," things will definitely begin to brew.