Thursday, February 15, 2007

Cinema Enema

Headline: Hollywood making Milli Vanilli movie

Hollywood trade paper Daily Variety reported in its Thursday issue that Universal Pictures is developing a film about the lip-synching combo, who lost their coveted Grammy for best new artist in 1990 when it emerged that they had never sung on their records.

Funny, I didn't realize Hollywood still made silent movies.


Blogger Raydude6131 said...

Wanted: Black, gay(ish) male, must dance and sing,..wait, strike that last one. Just dance.

1:04 PM, February 15, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

should make auditions pretty easy.

1:12 PM, February 15, 2007  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh that is good. I just saw on your profile that you like High Plains Drifter. So do I! Where are you on The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?

1:46 PM, February 15, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Enemy - I love all of Clint's westerns. I like the Good, Bad & the Ugly, but my top 3 favs are HPD, Unforgiven, and Two Mules for Sr. Sara. (with Pale Rider coming in at a close 3rd. :)

3:24 PM, February 15, 2007  
Blogger JohnB said...

"cinema enema" indeed

8:56 PM, February 15, 2007  
Blogger X. Dell said...

The movie won't be silent. I hear voice overs will be provided by Charles Shaw and Martha Wash.

9:04 PM, February 15, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

X - true! let's just hope they get the sound/timing right and it won't be like an old karate movie.

6:13 AM, February 16, 2007  
Blogger Seven said...

Weird as it sounds, lip-syncing is probably a highly developed skill in its own right. The problem here is not lack of skill, but rather truth telling.

6:43 AM, February 16, 2007  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

dudette, you're on a roll with your punchlines! I'm getting nauseous thinking about this project. Lip-synching may be an art form to its own, particularly since I did it straight on through 6th grade chorus and got away with it, but still, it does get a little cheesy.

4:17 PM, February 16, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Seven - yeah. I don't know how they lived with themselves for so long. I couldn't have done it.

Ray - thanks, dude! ;) It sickens as well to think how many times you'd have to listen to Blame it on the Rain during that movie. I hated them even before I knew they were fakes.

6:32 PM, February 16, 2007  
Blogger David Amulet said...

I can't believe this comment hasn't been taken yet, so here goes ...

A Milli Vanilli movie? Girl ... you KNOW it's true!

-- david

6:53 PM, February 16, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

David: ooh, ooh, ooh I can't believe that either. leave it to you! hilarious.

7:22 PM, February 16, 2007  
Blogger mindy said...

wow.. who exactly is their target audience??

9:10 AM, February 17, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

I'm not sure, um, mimes?

11:27 AM, February 17, 2007  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

Thanks for making me snort.

9:05 AM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

the target audience is definitely the biggest question...the minute I see this film on VH-1's rock movie series, I'm calling Comcast and canceling the cable

5:12 PM, February 19, 2007  
Blogger Fated said...

Holy cow, it's official, Hollywood is out of ideas.. Has Hollywood jumped the shark with movie ideas? Hrm... Maybe Milli Vanilli can jump a shark in the movie. Hrm.

12:34 PM, February 22, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Phoenix. seek help. ;)

Ray. I'm sure it'll play a million times. So get ready to cancel.

Fated. Hilarious. Maybe Henry Winkler will be the director?

7:10 AM, February 23, 2007  

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