I Will Not Be IGNORED, Dan!
Headline: After Being Charged With Attempted Murder, Nowak Has Embarassed NASA and Likely Grounded Her Career
Okay, unless you've been living under a moon rock, everyone knows about this psycho astronaut.
But what makes her so crazy? So she had in her possession a wig, a folding knife, a steel mallot, a BB gun, and pepper spray.
Correct me if I'm wrong but, aside from forgetting the duct tape, aren't those the same materials that were used to bring Apollo 13 back to Earth safely?
I don't understand what initially set off her rocket-boosters enough to want to kidnap this other woman. And where would she have taken her? Outerspace?
She's lucky she didn't have an affair with Major Nelson. Jeannie would've blinked that bitch back to Mars before she could say Ali Baba.
But the real thing that boils my rabbits is that fact that she has put a black mark on women in the space program and/or the Air Force with her silly antics.
That's one small step for man, one giant leap backward for women.
I'd say the only good thing that came from this is that her picture is worse than Nick Nolte's, who must be so relieved to lose that top slot.
Not to mention how much money and fuel were wasted launching an investigation on her. I guess that doesn't matter, as long as she wasn't flown on top of a 747 from the Cape to Houston.
Another thing that has me curious is will the other woman's lawyer refer to this case as the space suit? I know I would.
I'm certain it'll only take t-minus 20 seconds and counting for the jury to find her guilty. Without a doubt, she'll be off into the wild, blue women's penitentiary for a very long time.
Hope she really likes tang.
Okay, unless you've been living under a moon rock, everyone knows about this psycho astronaut.
But what makes her so crazy? So she had in her possession a wig, a folding knife, a steel mallot, a BB gun, and pepper spray.
Correct me if I'm wrong but, aside from forgetting the duct tape, aren't those the same materials that were used to bring Apollo 13 back to Earth safely?
I don't understand what initially set off her rocket-boosters enough to want to kidnap this other woman. And where would she have taken her? Outerspace?
She's lucky she didn't have an affair with Major Nelson. Jeannie would've blinked that bitch back to Mars before she could say Ali Baba.
But the real thing that boils my rabbits is that fact that she has put a black mark on women in the space program and/or the Air Force with her silly antics.
That's one small step for man, one giant leap backward for women.
I'd say the only good thing that came from this is that her picture is worse than Nick Nolte's, who must be so relieved to lose that top slot.
Not to mention how much money and fuel were wasted launching an investigation on her. I guess that doesn't matter, as long as she wasn't flown on top of a 747 from the Cape to Houston.
Another thing that has me curious is will the other woman's lawyer refer to this case as the space suit? I know I would.
I'm certain it'll only take t-minus 20 seconds and counting for the jury to find her guilty. Without a doubt, she'll be off into the wild, blue women's penitentiary for a very long time.
Hope she really likes tang.
posted by On My Watch at 06:59
12 Comments:
(1) The "space suit?" Ma'am, you've outdone yourself.
(2) Our papers said that she had a BB cartridge, not a BB gun. I'll have to check on that tomorrow. But from what I understand, she's being charged with attempted kidnapping and attempted murder. I guess it's theoretically possible to kill someone with an air gun. I've been shot a few times by those things myself. It's painful, sure. But I'm still here to tell the tale. I'm guessing that someone's going to drop or reduce that particular charge as the investigation progresses.
(3) What's rally curious is that the Space program has pretty strict psychological screening for its flight personnel. What's more, the USN promoted her to the rank of Captain. Kinda makes you wonder how she slipped through the cracks.
Perhaps Anna Nicole Smith should have gone into space instead...may she rest in peace...:(
as soon as i heard this story, i thought, wow, this doesn't do much for women now does it?
sigh.
I'm amused, yet irritated that NASA's initial response was that they'll re-structure their psychological screening.
Does that translate to "We're going to add the question 'are you thinking about kidnapping and killing anyone if they try to take your man away?'"
I loved the "space suit" reference.
X: 1) why, thank you.
2) guess it could at least cause serious bodily injury if she used it like a baseball bat. ;)
3) there's always at least one in the bunch, from what I've seen.
JohnB: wasn't that shocking news?
Mindy: yep, I thought the same thing. other people's kids...what can you do?
Pat: no joke! that's so hilarious. ...thanks for stopping by and for the compliment.
OMG, that's the most brilliant topic header of all-time!!!!
Hell, those items are necessary survival tools in the city.
Man, you just gave me the chills with your title. Images of a dead rabbit are now in my brain.
All of us have this potential within us. We never know what circumstancces might drive us to such "crazy" behavior.
Well, except for the getting caught wearing a diaper thing. That's just a pisser.
-- david
Thanks Ray!
Enemy - those tools are useful just about anywhere.
Phoenix - just stay away from the rollercoasters.
David - hilarious! guess she needed to make sure her blast shields were in place.
Good writing, Watch. I like the space suit comment.
Thanks Mark, I appreciate that, coming from a talented person such as yourself.
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