Junk in Their Trunk

Headline: China offers hungry elephants "dinner halls"

BEIJING (Reuters) - Chinese officials hope to lure hungry wild elephants away from farmland by offering "dinner halls" with banana and sugar on the menu, state media reported.

Americans have had this tactic of luring hungry elephants to dinner halls for years - it's called the all-you-can-eat-buffet.

Maybe we wouldn't have the obesity problem if they changed the name to "all you should eat" instead.

What they gonna do with all that junk?