The Plot Thickens
Headline: Hearse driver arrested for biting policeman
Considering the alcohol test probably wasn't done due to the biting incident, how can they be sure he was actually drunk? Or was he (cue scary organ music) a member of the undead?
Speaking of scary organs -- his liver must be in horrible shape. (what did you think I was going to say?!)
I can only imagine having a job like that would bring you down after a while. I mean if a man buries himself in his work for too long, it's only a matter of time before he goes under.
It's no wonder he drank too much if every time he looked in the rearview he saw a coffin. I freak out when I see a policeman in my rearview mirror, let alone a casket. Imagine having to deal with both!
The only question that remains is, what of the remains? What happened to the body the police required a hearse for in the first place?
...car engine starts - cue scary organ music...
What is this? Some kind of publicity stunt for a new Rob Zombie movie: Hearse of a 1,000 Empties?BERLIN (Reuters) - A drunken hearse driver has been arrested in the western German town of Krefeld after biting a police officer taking him in for an alcohol test, police said on Monday.
Police had called for a hearse at a funeral home to transport a body to the cemetery.
Considering the alcohol test probably wasn't done due to the biting incident, how can they be sure he was actually drunk? Or was he (cue scary organ music) a member of the undead?
Speaking of scary organs -- his liver must be in horrible shape. (what did you think I was going to say?!)
I can only imagine having a job like that would bring you down after a while. I mean if a man buries himself in his work for too long, it's only a matter of time before he goes under.
It's no wonder he drank too much if every time he looked in the rearview he saw a coffin. I freak out when I see a policeman in my rearview mirror, let alone a casket. Imagine having to deal with both!
The only question that remains is, what of the remains? What happened to the body the police required a hearse for in the first place?
...car engine starts - cue scary organ music...
posted by On My Watch at 18:43
4 Comments:
I'm glad you liked it., thanks.
This is a "Darwin Award" winner, hands down and bottoms up.
Maybe this was actually Mike Tyson, and he was actually trying to bite their ears?
could be, could be. But it's much more fun to think it was a zombie.
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