Monday, March 06, 2006

The Plot Thickens

Headline: Hearse driver arrested for biting policeman

BERLIN (Reuters) - A drunken hearse driver has been arrested in the western German town of Krefeld after biting a police officer taking him in for an alcohol test, police said on Monday.

Police had called for a hearse at a funeral home to transport a body to the cemetery.

What is this? Some kind of publicity stunt for a new Rob Zombie movie: Hearse of a 1,000 Empties?

Considering the alcohol test probably wasn't done due to the biting incident, how can they be sure he was actually drunk? Or was he (cue scary organ music) a member of the undead?

Speaking of scary organs -- his liver must be in horrible shape. (what did you think I was going to say?!)

I can only imagine having a job like that would bring you down after a while. I mean if a man buries himself in his work for too long, it's only a matter of time before he goes under.

It's no wonder he drank too much if every time he looked in the rearview he saw a coffin. I freak out when I see a policeman in my rearview mirror, let alone a casket. Imagine having to deal with both!

The only question that remains is, what of the remains? What happened to the body the police required a hearse for in the first place?

...car engine starts - cue scary organ music...

5 Comments:

Blogger fatty ~ said...

hehe lmao - very melodramatic!

3:34 AM, March 07, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

I'm glad you liked it., thanks.

3:52 AM, March 07, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

This is a "Darwin Award" winner, hands down and bottoms up.

12:23 PM, March 07, 2006  
Blogger Rocky said...

Maybe this was actually Mike Tyson, and he was actually trying to bite their ears?

8:26 PM, March 08, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

could be, could be. But it's much more fun to think it was a zombie.

4:09 AM, March 09, 2006  

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