Friday, February 24, 2006

Animal Attraction

Headline: Zoo Puts Giraffe on Birth Control

JERUSALEM - Vets at the Biblical Zoo have a tall order — stopping a baby boom among giraffes.

There's a Biblical Zoo? Seems to me, there'd only be camels, snakes, and donkeys - oh my - in a biblical zoo.

Would there be the Garden of Eden exhibit with talking serpents? That would be sssspectacular. Just remember to stay away from the apple vendor if you get hungry.

Unless the big attraction would be that red dragon with seven heads, complete with crowns, and ten horns. It's no revelation to not throw peanuts to that one! You'd probably get kicked out of the zoo and go to hell as well. Although the styrofoam hats sold at the gift shop would be cool.

Do patrons have to wear sandals when they walk around the zoo or is there a Hell Train ride for the kiddies? Guess it all depends on the condition of your soles whether you decide walk or ride.

But I am way off track here. Animals. What kind of animal would be in a Biblical Zoo? Lions would eat the Christians, so they're out. You certainly couldn't have pandas, they're buddists for God's sake! Only God knows what kind of animals would be there.

Guess all we can do is go and see for ourselves. I'll be the one sporting a dragon hat - candied apple in hand - waiting in line for the train.

8 Comments:

Blogger Raydude6131 said...

Think of the restaurant there,..."Loaves" this and "mannah" that,...cant you get a hot dog around this place?!?!?

7:20 AM, February 24, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Yes, called the Oasis, or The Last Supper, or the Golden Cafe'

7:26 AM, February 24, 2006  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Did yo see if there's seperate sections for the clean and dirt animals? Do the caretakers know that the waters have subsided? This is all stuff I need to know.

3:27 PM, February 24, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Noah, I haven't yet found that out yet. But if there are waters, just locate Moses - that's his thing.

4:02 PM, February 24, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

...goats on somebody's left and sheep on somebody's right, the taste the same, so have some tonight!

7:59 PM, February 24, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

hooven animals? heathen! :)

or you could always order fish - they NEVER run out of fish.

5:35 AM, February 25, 2006  
Blogger Rocky said...

Being a Biblical Zoo, maybe they have two of every animal. And they are all stored within a large wooden ark....

6:30 PM, February 25, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

with all these brilliant suggestions, maybe I should write a new testament.

:)

6:47 PM, February 25, 2006  

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