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Headline: Officials: Woman's Gang Rape Story Is Bogus
Were those men very short and from the forest by chance?ORLANDO, Fla. -- The Orange County Sheriff's Office just announced that it has arrested the woman who claimed she was raped by several men who work at Walt Disney World. They say the woman made up the story, and that the sex was consensual.
posted by On My Watch at 16:40
6 Comments:
"...it's off to work we go!" Did the arrested lady have lips of blood, skin of porcelin and hair of ebony?
i'm thinking they probably found her while they were digging...not exactly snow white.
I'll bet you that things were going fine until Grumpy started complaining about how long Happy was taking.
Happy doesn't take long, that's why he's happy - it's Bashful who was holding up progress.
Very nice. But could the dwarfs really be the culprits?
Sneezy - well, he's really only good at one bodily function.
Sleepy - Usually dwarfs roll over and go to sleep after sex, not before.
Dopey - He wouldn't even know how to use his dwarf junk.
well, the report says only 4 of them really participated. So that would leave, Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, and Happy - - so yes, I believe it may have been them.
I'll bet the Pirates are relieved as I'm sure they're always the usual suspects in these types of scenarios, what with their ravaging and pilfering and all.
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