Friday, March 03, 2006

Heigh-Hoe

Headline: Officials: Woman's Gang Rape Story Is Bogus

ORLANDO, Fla. -- The Orange County Sheriff's Office just announced that it has arrested the woman who claimed she was raped by several men who work at Walt Disney World. They say the woman made up the story, and that the sex was consensual.

Were those men very short and from the forest by chance?

6 Comments:

Blogger JohnB said...

"...it's off to work we go!" Did the arrested lady have lips of blood, skin of porcelin and hair of ebony?

5:21 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

i'm thinking they probably found her while they were digging...not exactly snow white.

5:41 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger StringMan said...

I'll bet you that things were going fine until Grumpy started complaining about how long Happy was taking.

7:36 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Happy doesn't take long, that's why he's happy - it's Bashful who was holding up progress.

7:47 PM, March 03, 2006  
Blogger Rocky said...

Very nice. But could the dwarfs really be the culprits?

Sneezy - well, he's really only good at one bodily function.

Sleepy - Usually dwarfs roll over and go to sleep after sex, not before.

Dopey - He wouldn't even know how to use his dwarf junk.

4:20 AM, March 04, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

well, the report says only 4 of them really participated. So that would leave, Doc, Grumpy, Bashful, and Happy - - so yes, I believe it may have been them.

I'll bet the Pirates are relieved as I'm sure they're always the usual suspects in these types of scenarios, what with their ravaging and pilfering and all.

4:27 AM, March 04, 2006  

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