Sons of Beaches
Headline: Swimming with sharks
Do the guys on Manly Beach all walk around with their hands on their hips and chests puffed out? Are the drinks at the beach bar served in barbed-wire glasses or do they just leave the whole bottle? Is there Hugo Montenegro music piped throughout the place?
You'd have to be quite the stud to be a lifeguard on Manly Beach - David Hasselhoff wouldn't stand a chance. But even though he couldn't be a lifeguard, there's always the amateur swim contest. Besides, sharks like German food.
So, what are they trying to say? Professionals are worth saving but amateurs are not? Or is it that the occupants of the place called Manly Beach said, "Shark? Who gives a shit about a shark? Let's go swimming!"SYDNEY (Reuters) - Swimmers in an ocean race off Sydney faced their worst nightmare when a 3.5 meter (10 feet) shark was spotted heading straight for them, forcing race officials to quickly pluck competitors from the water.
The race was immediately called off, but a shorter race for amateur swimmers off Manly Beach went ahead.
Do the guys on Manly Beach all walk around with their hands on their hips and chests puffed out? Are the drinks at the beach bar served in barbed-wire glasses or do they just leave the whole bottle? Is there Hugo Montenegro music piped throughout the place?
You'd have to be quite the stud to be a lifeguard on Manly Beach - David Hasselhoff wouldn't stand a chance. But even though he couldn't be a lifeguard, there's always the amateur swim contest. Besides, sharks like German food.
posted by On My Watch at 17:40
4 Comments:
I think in order to even set foot on Manly Beach you have to defeat a shark in underwater combat.
So, did anyone fin ish?
ITJ: yes, that should be a prerequisite.
JB: ha. ha. ha. :) Yes, everyone was in a frenzy.
Of course there was a shark near Manly Beach. He, is, after all a man-eater...
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