Sunday, March 26, 2006

G.I. Joe Camel

Headline: Saddam planned to deploy 'camels of mass destruction'
Saddam Hussein planned to use "camels of mass destruction" as weapons to defend Iraq, loading them with bombs and directing them towards invading forces.
To reasonably employ the animals, I would imagine they would have to be properly camelflaged first. Although, the big tip off would be if you saw more than two humps - that would be a good time to light one up!

There could only be one way to insert the weapons into the beasts, without damaging the ammo, so what if the end result would create a little discomfort for the camels? Talk about your mustard gas!

As if camel dung wasn't bad enough in itself, now it's explosive? That would certainly give new meaning to the term roadside bombs.

The real question is what kind of weapons would they carry? Cud or Surface-to-Hair missiles.

This whole idea is just crazy. Somehow I always knew camels were bad for you, that's why I smoke Marlboro lights.

3 Comments:

Blogger StringMan said...

::Talk about your mustard gas!::

You're too much :) ... I guess after a couple of taco bell burritos, I could be considered a human WMD.

6:42 PM, March 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

defense is everyone's business. :)

2:22 PM, March 27, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Now, how do you know they were talking about animals and not the cigarette? Gotta love those James Bond movies regardless.

6:29 PM, March 28, 2006  

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