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Headline: Bird Droppings Prompt Orlando Warning Signs

Signs warning of bird droppings were posted along a stretch in downtown Orlando this week after cars, benches, sidewalks, plants and even people are hit and covered by the white bird waste, according to a Local 6 News report.

The signs read, "Caution -- Entering Bird Dropping Area". Is there a picture illustrating the danger on the sign as well?

I think there should be, otherwise, some folks might think it's okay to throw birds out of 2nd story buildings. I know you're thinking but birds fly - well, yes, that's true - when they're alive!

I guess it doesn't really matter anyway, the signs will be covered in shit in no time and so will the people who are stupid enough to stand there and try to read them.

They don't call it Orlando for nothing.