Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Nottage Cottage

Headline: Woman's Hair Bursts Into Flames, Causes House Fire

Tuesday morning, cleanup crews began the massive task of making Ramona Nottage's house livable once again, after an inconceivable series of events sparked the fire that destroyed her home of 23 years.
I'm thinking too much Aqua Net. I'm thinking Big 80s hair. I'm thinking pyrotechnics that would put any Kiss show to shame. I'm thinking a pissed off Carrie has nothing on this woman.

I'm thinking she must've ran around that house like a woman with, well... with her hair on fire!

She had to be incensed, but not of the sweet smelling variety. So much for the scented candles. Burnt hair has so much more aroma therapy benefits anyway.

How embarrassing? Now, she'll have to go around looking like she just combed her hair with a blow-torch, poor thing. Maybe she can just claim to be a relative of the Heat Miser.

It would be really bad if nobody even noticed a difference. Can you say conditioner?

5 Comments:

Blogger David Amulet said...

My first thought was the Michael Jackson hair-on-fire incident of the 80s.

Hopefully, this woman's recovery will differ ... so she won't start seeking comfort in the arms of little boys.

- david

2:31 PM, March 22, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

ah yes, that would be a bad thing.

2:45 PM, March 22, 2006  
Blogger Raydude6131 said...

She broke the number one rule of fire safety. Folks, if you're gonna have your hair ablaze, for God's sake, DONT fall asleep. You're just asking for trouble.

5:30 PM, March 22, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Good ol' Dave up there was on the same wavelength...I was going to say she would be a perfect canidate for a Pepsi commercial...oh well!

8:22 PM, March 22, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

great minds think alike...

3:37 AM, March 23, 2006  

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