Monday, November 07, 2005

You Look Maaavelous, Darling

Headline: Hollywood Sign Getting Facelift.
The iconic Hollywood sign is to undergo a facelift, receiving a new paint job for the first time in 10 years.
This doesn't surprise me at all considering Southern California is the mecca of plastic surgery. After the facelift, the Sign (formerly known as Prince) will also receive collagen injections in its "W" and the two "O's" at the end will get breast implants.

Reportedly for the latter, considering the monumental proportions required, consultations are already underway with Pamela Anderson's doctor.

4 Comments:

Blogger ItsTJoint said...

I guess that means the Hollywood sign won't be able to show any emotion facially.

8:19 PM, November 07, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

right - botox!

8:24 PM, November 07, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

I just hope the Hollywood sign doesn't marry Lisa Marie Presley and start molesting little boys.

10:01 PM, November 07, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

that'd be bad - especially with the whole potential of splinters. if so, I'm sure he'd go about it alphabetically; ABC it's easy as 1-2-3.

10:42 PM, November 07, 2005  

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