Thursday, November 03, 2005

Random Thought

You think if Virginia Mayo married Colonel Mustard they'd use condiments on their honeymoon to avoid pregnancy? Come on people, ketchup!

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I relish the thought of where this discussion might lead.

12:41 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

hahaha, you have me in a pickle. what can I say?

12:48 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

I'm not sure whether to give this one a "Bad-Dat-Ching" drum-sound or the "Wah-wah-wah-waaaaaaaah."

Guy walks into the door, says, "Ouch."

1:00 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

I don't know - I like both sounds. Termite walks into a bar and asks, is the bar tender here?

1:08 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger Raydude6131 said...

my favorite, Dog walks into a bar and tells the bartender "I wanna talk to the man who shot my paw".

1:20 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

oh my god - that's my favorite joke of all time! I swear. but you have to say it with an ole' west swagger.

1:22 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Only if the dog checks into his room only to find Gideon's Bible on a quest to shoot a guy who calls himself "Dan."

1:29 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Sorry, dude, that one went right over my head.

1:34 PM, November 03, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't start anything!"

1:38 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

A priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar...and that was just the first guy.

1:39 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Then I guess I'm stuck with "wah-wah-wah-waaaah"

1:47 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Was that a Beatles reference? I'm wracking my brain here.

1:49 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Yeah, Rocky Racoon.

4:07 PM, November 03, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

boy, what a curveball that was.

and yes to your other question, I'd be flattered...I think. :-)

4:16 PM, November 03, 2005  

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