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Headline: Teens' Mannequin Love-In

"Security guards found Michael Plentyhorse, 18, sprawled with the dummy on the floor with his trousers and pants down."

I'm really onto something with the what's in a name thing! It's getting to be downright frightening. He's probably already received an offer from some porn producer to star in their next movie.

Since when is it against the law to have sex with a dummy? It would be impossible to house all the offenders of that crime. Luckily, the statute of limitations is up in my case.

Also, who writes these articles? Last time I checked, trousers and pants were the same thing - unless being horselike forced him to wear two pairs. Hmm. My other thought is I had no idea these mannequins were that anatomically correct. Not that it's any of my business but what, exactly, did he plan to do?

I think Mr. Plentyhorse should be able to ignore all the neeeiiiigh-sayers because love is hard to find. Maybe after this is all behind him he'll be off to greener pastures.

I'm thinking the Mustang Ranch.