Saturday, November 19, 2005

PhysEd or Pee Eee?

Headline: Student Allegedly Urinates in Ice Machine
Ben Buckler, chief of police for Nicholas County Schools, said another student dared the boy, who told officials he relieved himself in the ice machine in the gymnasium lobby just before physical education class Wednesday.

School law officials say charges will be filed, although officials were still trying to decide Thursday what to charge him with.
Trying to decide what to charge him with? How about public urination, indecent exposure, or here's an idea - disturbing the piece.

I'll bet anything it was a triple-dog dare. Anyone who's ever seen A Christmas Story knows there's no way in hell you can decline a triple-dog-dare.

I just wonder if he had to lift his leg to do it.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rocky said...

I was always told to never eat yellow snow. Hopefully those kids know that rule goes for ice, too.

3:39 AM, November 21, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

maybe they thought it was Lemon! watched Monsters, Inc too many times.

8:03 AM, November 21, 2005  

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