Friday, April 13, 2007

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Headline: Diner scarred for life after sausage explodes in her face.

Witnesses described how the flaming chorizo sausage dish burnt out of control when a waiter topped it up with rum at a table packed with people.

He could've at least warned her first that he was about to much for his tip.


Blogger X. Dell said...

(1) I've heard of hot sausages before, but never of one quite this hot.

(2) I think that waiter will now be tipping her--for the rest of his life after the lawsuit is settled.

(3) The woman's face, burned beyond recognition, is kinda sad, especially since she appears to have been somewhat attractive before the incident. That's gotta tear at her psyche night and day.

7:37 PM, April 13, 2007  
Anonymous Milred said...

Talk about your "dumb" waiter!! I've had some sausage explode before, but not like that. On another note, "Who orders flaming sausage when you eat out?" Not on the top of my list for favorite foods to treat myself to.

10:21 PM, April 13, 2007  
Blogger JohnB said...

I guess he didn't get the safety tip either.

12:39 PM, April 14, 2007  
Blogger mindy said...

now, another reason i'm glad i don't eat meat!

2:04 PM, April 15, 2007  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Flaming chorizo! What will people do to food next? Lord!

5:14 PM, April 15, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

X: some like it hot. and yes, it was a horrible accident. you're probably right about the waiter's future as well.

Milred: HAHA. I know I haven't. What kind of wine would go with it?

John - Seems like they were both 'fired'...

Mindy - really? more for me!

Enemy - Lord knows!

2:40 PM, April 17, 2007  
Blogger mindy said...

i'm not a huge fan of meat and after reading fast food nation, i'm really not. so, you can have my portion! :)

7:09 PM, April 17, 2007  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

weiners of death!

8:29 PM, April 17, 2007  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

Exploding sausage??? Oh man.

11:49 AM, April 18, 2007  
Blogger Fated said...

HAHA! So I just laughed out loud at work. I should have known better. :P

2:05 PM, April 18, 2007  
Blogger Beth said...

Several hot sausage jokes come to mind ... but I can't stop thinking about that poor woman ...

10:16 PM, April 18, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Mindy: thank you - I'll take it. :)

Ray: beware the wild pack of hotdogs!!

Phoenix: Yes...that's what I was thinking.

Fated: She shoots...she scores! Yay!

Beth: was pretty bad. I'm sure I'll burn in sausage hell for making fun of it. how have you been?

2:09 PM, April 19, 2007  

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