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Headline: Dog Performs 'Heimlich' on Choking Owner

Toby, a 2-year-old golden retriever, saw his owner choking on a piece of fruit and began jumping up and down on the woman's chest. The dog's owner believes the dog was trying to perform the Heimlich maneuver and saved her life.

That's amazing. I can pretty much guess my dog wouldn't have done the same thing. She would've thought I was a giant squeaky toy and assumed it was time to play. And no doubt she would've walked off and found something else to do once the squeaking stopped.

That woman was very lucky to have such a smart dog. Mine didn't make it past the infant CPR class, much less learn the Heimlich. I still owe them money for the ripped up dolls. Stupid dog.

When reporters asked Toby to describe the ordeal, he paws'd for a moment and simply said ruff.