Another One Bites the Dust
Headline: Missing Iranian Official Not Cooperating With U.S.A former Iranian deputy defense minister who disappeared from Turkey last month is not cooperating with Western intel agencies and his whereabouts remain a mystery.You didn't hear this from me, but I have it on good authority that he's currently posing as the lead singer for a Queen Tribute band that plays nightly at a truck-stop casino in Laughlin, Nevada.
Locals playfully refer to him as the roadside bomb, but I'm sure the man is only trying to keep himself alive.
posted by On My Watch at 03:52
13 Comments:
We are the champions... NOT!
i heard he bombed on stage!
hahaha!!
John - but he'll keep on fighting till the end, I'm sure.
Mindy - LOL. good one. I think their encore song was Don't Try Suicide...Bombing. ;)
Who knows what that guy is hiding in his mustache or his eyebrows.
He's got some huge caterpillars on his face@
If he plays keys as well as the late Freddie Mercury, then perhaps the fate of travelling on the road as a Queens tribute band member is punishment enough.
X - don't tell me you don't like Queen, for God's sake?! haha.
Mark - weapons of 'stache destruction...no doubt.
Phoenix - absolutely. and all over his head as well. :)
I love Queen. It's just the thought of playing in a tribute band--any tribute band--is something that I as a musician would find horrible. As if that would be my punishment in Hell.
ah. now I understand what you meant.
Could you picture him singing a queen song in broken Middle Eastern english?
"We, are Champions of world.
and we keep fighting, till we cant.
We are champions...WE are champions
firing squad for losers cause we are champions ..OF WORLD!!!"
Very good Ray! he could be the next American Infidel. I wonder what Simon would say about him? :)
OMG....that made me laugh so hard! Show must go oooonnnn....
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