Friday, March 09, 2007

Another One Bites the Dust

Headline: Missing Iranian Official Not Cooperating With U.S.

A former Iranian deputy defense minister who disappeared from Turkey last month is not cooperating with Western intel agencies and his whereabouts remain a mystery.
You didn't hear this from me, but I have it on good authority that he's currently posing as the lead singer for a Queen Tribute band that plays nightly at a truck-stop casino in Laughlin, Nevada.

Locals playfully refer to him as the roadside bomb, but I'm sure the man is only trying to keep himself alive.


Blogger JohnB said...

We are the champions... NOT!

7:20 AM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger mindy said...

i heard he bombed on stage!

8:47 AM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

John - but he'll keep on fighting till the end, I'm sure.

Mindy - LOL. good one. I think their encore song was Don't Try Suicide...Bombing. ;)

9:50 AM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger Metal Mark said...

Who knows what that guy is hiding in his mustache or his eyebrows.

1:17 PM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

He's got some huge caterpillars on his face@

2:53 PM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger X. Dell said...

If he plays keys as well as the late Freddie Mercury, then perhaps the fate of travelling on the road as a Queens tribute band member is punishment enough.

5:05 PM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

X - don't tell me you don't like Queen, for God's sake?! haha.

5:14 PM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Mark - weapons of 'stache doubt.

Phoenix - absolutely. and all over his head as well. :)

7:53 PM, March 09, 2007  
Blogger X. Dell said...

I love Queen. It's just the thought of playing in a tribute band--any tribute band--is something that I as a musician would find horrible. As if that would be my punishment in Hell.

12:54 AM, March 11, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

ah. now I understand what you meant.

6:03 AM, March 11, 2007  
Blogger Raydude6131 said...

Could you picture him singing a queen song in broken Middle Eastern english?

"We, are Champions of world.
and we keep fighting, till we cant.
We are champions...WE are champions
firing squad for losers cause we are champions ..OF WORLD!!!"

6:39 AM, March 14, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Very good Ray! he could be the next American Infidel. I wonder what Simon would say about him? :)

2:17 PM, March 14, 2007  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

OMG....that made me laugh so hard! Show must go oooonnnn....

4:37 PM, March 17, 2007  

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