Thursday, December 07, 2006

And This is News?

Headline: Man Accused of Faking Retardation
The indictment accuses Costello of faking — or at least exaggerating — retardation since August 1997.
The charges include conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud.

Regardless of the reasons, it does not change the fact that men have been acting retarded since the beginning of time. How is this news?

Just show them a picture along these lines and see what happens.









And if that doesn't make them beat their chest and drool, then more than likely, this one will...especially after a few too many.









Men...bless their retarded, little hearts.

(present male readers excluded, of course)

10 Comments:

Blogger Jay Noel said...

My IQ dropped 100 points when I saw that picture...God Bless America!

10:22 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger On My Watch said...

100 points? Where does that put you now... in genius territory? :)

10:40 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger mindy said...

so, you think they are all faking??
haha!

12:50 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Mindy, pretty much...some are more polished than others, of course. :)

1:11 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

you said "polish," heh heh...how's THAT for retarded? We're definitely fallible creatures...show us the boobs and hand us a beer, we're pretty easy pickings then...it's so funny, a man can possess such huge intellect but be reduced to sniveling perverts with the right stimuli

3:44 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger On My Watch said...

You're so right, Ray, why is that?!

Ben: You're hilarious! I fake being normal, too, but one of these days people will figure it out, if not already.

10:28 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger X. Dell said...

Um, if what you say is true, can I now sue you for taking IQ points away from me?

4:48 PM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger On My Watch said...

X: nope - there's no evidence. :)

5:30 PM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ho ho ho, merry christmas! oops, I am sort of confused at present ;)

8:55 AM, December 09, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

you know, dear, I have no idea! Call it an ingrained fallacy!

10:59 AM, December 14, 2006  

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