Thursday, December 07, 2006

And This is News?

Headline: Man Accused of Faking Retardation
The indictment accuses Costello of faking — or at least exaggerating — retardation since August 1997.
The charges include conspiracy to defraud the government and Social Security fraud.

Regardless of the reasons, it does not change the fact that men have been acting retarded since the beginning of time. How is this news?

Just show them a picture along these lines and see what happens.

And if that doesn't make them beat their chest and drool, then more than likely, this one will...especially after a few too many.

Men...bless their retarded, little hearts.

(present male readers excluded, of course)


Blogger The Phoenix said...

My IQ dropped 100 points when I saw that picture...God Bless America!

10:22 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

100 points? Where does that put you now... in genius territory? :)

10:40 AM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger mindy said...

so, you think they are all faking??

12:50 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Mindy, pretty much...some are more polished than others, of course. :)

1:11 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

you said "polish," heh's THAT for retarded? We're definitely fallible us the boobs and hand us a beer, we're pretty easy pickings's so funny, a man can possess such huge intellect but be reduced to sniveling perverts with the right stimuli

3:44 PM, December 07, 2006  
Blogger Ben Heller said...

uh blub dudg grus duh a tregr !

I'm just reacting to the pictures.It was temporary retardation.

No actually, I fake normality every day of my life. Now where can I find the Britney sex tape ?

5:42 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

You're so right, Ray, why is that?!

Ben: You're hilarious! I fake being normal, too, but one of these days people will figure it out, if not already.

10:28 AM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger X. Dell said...

Um, if what you say is true, can I now sue you for taking IQ points away from me?

4:48 PM, December 08, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

X: nope - there's no evidence. :)

5:30 PM, December 08, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ho ho ho, merry christmas! oops, I am sort of confused at present ;)

8:55 AM, December 09, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

you know, dear, I have no idea! Call it an ingrained fallacy!

10:59 AM, December 14, 2006  

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