Wednesday, November 29, 2006

What the Buck?!

Headline: Man shoots doe with well-developed rack

When Carmen Erickson dropped a deer with a single shot in a cattail slough south of here, he thought he'd downed a nice buck. Unlike his shot, he was a little off. The deer was a doe.

Well, certainly I've heard of Dasher, Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, but never in my life have I heard the story of Tranny, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

I wonder if Pixar would be interested in telling the heart-warming tail of the poor dear who didn't have enough bucks to pay for a full sex change operation?

Although, I'm not sure how much doe it would pull in at the theaters, considering those kind of reindeer games might be too far out for the mainstream.

Besides, I'm sure Santa would've made her hoof it to the Island of Misfit Toys more quickly than you can say Abominable.

And that Charlie in the Box thought he had it bad. Heh.


Blogger Metal Mark said...

The coolest toy on the Island of misfit toys was definitely the wtargun that shot jelly. I mean who wouldn't want of those?

Last fall there was a man and his son hunting on the property next to my father's. They had permission from the neighbor to be there. However the hunter thought he saw a deer and fired and it fell over. There were some problems though:
A)He shot at an animal on my father's property.
B)It was not a deer, but one of my father's cows.
C)The cow died.

The man did go to my father and paid my dad what the cow was worth. I think it was several hundred dollars because it was a young who likely would have produced several calves over the next few years. It was very sad.

9:33 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

yes, I forgot about the squirtgun! But I love to say, "nobody wants a charlie in the box!" and drive everyone crazy. ;)

That's horrible about your Dad's cow, how in the hell could he have thought it was a deer?! At least he paid him though.

9:44 AM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

where's Frank Bakshi when you need him? If he can make cats fuck and get high, this is cake...

5:41 PM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

She was killed for her well-developed rack. Who's next, Pamela Anderson?

6:54 PM, November 29, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Ray, I wish I knew what the hell you were talking about! but I laughed anyway.

Phoenix, I'm glad somebody picked up on that! I'm sure the writer of the article just couldn't wait to use those words in a sentence and get away with it. :)

2:47 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger SJ said...

Was he a former vice president of the USA?

4:01 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

SJ, are you inquiring about the deer or the hunter? assuming you're speaking of the hunter, I think you mean Vice President, in which case, the deer would've gotten away but the rest of the hunters would currently be in ICU. :)

4:36 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

SJ - p.s. Apparently I need more coffee because you did say Vice President in your comment...sorry!!

4:36 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger mindy said...

tranny the red-nosed reindeer.. soon to be a children's classic... just like frosty the crack-head.
(not that there's anything wrong with that!)

9:06 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Frosty the Crackhead - HILARIOUS!! I'm dying laughing over here.

we're on to something, Mindy.

How the Grinch Stole Everything
Trickin on 34th Street
Milf (instead of Elf)
It's a Wonderful 20 to Life
The Bi-Polar Express
and last but not least...
Santa Claus is Going to Jail

9:24 AM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger X. Dell said...

I don't get it. What's unusual about the female of the species having a nice rack?

3:58 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

the unusual thing is, X, is that her rack was on her head. I'm sure all the woodland animals made jokes about it.

4:08 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger mindy said...

santa claus is going to jail..
i love it!!! we are on to something for sure.. we should write scary children's books.. hahaha! (i won't let jaron read them, of course!!)

7:06 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Where's Hermey in all this?

8:11 PM, November 30, 2006  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Sounds like a Nip/Tuck Christmas episode.

3:13 PM, December 01, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

Ralph Bakshi is a pretty famous animator who did the LOTR in cartoon form back in the seventies. Prior to that, he did an R-rated animated movie called Fritz the Cat that is full of sex, drugs, race issues and the's kind of brilliant, actually, though real hard to stomach at time.

1:19 PM, December 02, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

ITJ - so the hell have you been?

Ray - I've heard of Fritz, although I haven't seen it, but didn't know he was the guy...learn something new everyday. :)

5:47 AM, December 03, 2006  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Well-developed racks--the horns, I take it or is my mind a cesspool of filth and mire. Let's stop killing the deers with undeveloped racks so that they can grow to be killed later.

Where I'm from, deer get killed all the time. They are like mice.

2:37 PM, December 03, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Enemy - just had a visual of big-horned mice...soon to be on the endangered species list. :)

7:24 AM, December 07, 2006  

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