Put a Cork in Your Trap
Headline: Red wine can keep fat mice fit
Before you know it they'll demand opera tickets, too! Damned rats.
What's so spectacular? It wasn't enough to simply provide cheese, now you must also select the proper wine to go with it?The big question is, can it work the same magic in humans? Scientists say it's far too early to start swilling barrels of red wine. But some are calling the latest research promising and even "spectacular."
Before you know it they'll demand opera tickets, too! Damned rats.
And they say it's too early to start swilling? Heh. If this keeps up, we'll all be flat baroque.
7 Comments:
good to know.. does it say anything about drinking lots of wine?? i think it's just as healthy to drink more than less. right?? right?? i'm sticking with that!
abso(hic)lutely!!
I guess I don't have to worry about anything then...
When are they starting human testing? I volunteer.
I just got this image in my head of drunken mice stumbling around in sweatsuits. Strange.
John, I don't think any of us do now. :)
SJ, I'll be right beside you all the way.
x.dell, not as strange as the thoughts I had after reading that article. In my mind, they were eating a big mound of spaghetti. :)
Ben - you do have a point. Worked for Pavarotti so far, eh?
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