Monday, September 25, 2006

Boy, Am I Stuffed!

Headline: Beware the killer teddy bear

A stuffed Paddington Bear turned killer this month at a Fish and Game hatchery in Milford. The bear was dropped into a circular pool by a "person or persons unknown" and clogged the flow of water, killing 2,500 rainbow trout, according to a statement from hatchery supervisor Robert Fawcett.

Aren't those toys just becoming more and more realistic every day? What bear doesn't enjoy sushi every now and then?

Eventually all things return to their true nature. When word gets around about this, soon all of the stuffed animals around the world will come to life and have their vengeance.

When you see that mechanical back-flipping poodle headed your way, beware of dog will have new meaning!

There will be gnashing of bunny teeth. Monkeys not only swinging but kicking harder than Chuck Norris. And I can assure you, the Pink Panther will definitely strike again... and again.

Clear out your closets. Empty your toy chests. Do it now while there's still time. The plush end is near!


Blogger JohnB said...

...and where does Chuckie fall in all of this?

10:57 PM, September 25, 2006  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

im diggin *snicker* the new avatar! the eyetime in hand. nice. have you heard about furries? people who dress in plush animal costumes for sex? now you have stuffed animal sex and violence!


7:01 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

John - hopefully buried somewhere deep in the vaults of Universal Studios never to be found again.

K9: Thanks. No I don't think I recall that furries fetish, and at first I thought you meant Furbies. HAHA!! There are some weirdos in the world.

7:25 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger mindy said...

i thought of the furries also..
weird people.. almost as bad as the cuddlers. ugh.

7:29 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger Metal Mark said...

Paddington used to seem so nice and gentle.

That is a truly strange picture at the end of the post.

7:45 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Mindy - yeah, I hate cuddlers too, just wish they'd roll over and go to sleep for pete's sake! ;)

Metal Mark - looks can be deceiving. And yes, that is a strange pair of pants, I would never be able to figure out accessories for that outfit. :)

7:51 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

cuddling is for POODLES! yech!


8:43 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger Metal Mark said...

Onmywatch, maybe you are supposed to wear a shirt made out of doll heads with it. Now that would be creepy.

8:47 AM, September 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Mark - note to self, never drink water while reading your comments...I nearly choked. :)

That might not be a bad idea, or something like one of those coconut bras except with babydoll heads. how sick is that?

K9 - poodles are a waste of fur.

9:15 AM, September 26, 2006  

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