Thursday, September 07, 2006

Danza de los Muerto

Headline: Gang dumps five human heads in bar
Uruapan, Mexico - An armed gang of suspected drug traffickers wearing ski masks threw 5 human heads onto the dance floor of a bar in western Mexico on Wednesday in an apparent revenge killing, prosecutors said.
That scene sounds more disturbing than anything Quentin Tarantino could've dreamed up. I don't know what I would've done in that situation.

What are you supposed to do when five severed heads come rolling across the floor in your direction? The Mexican hat dance?

I guess it all depends on how nonchalant you wanted to seem in that scenario. If the hat dance wasn't enough to do the trick, then there's always the most frightening thing of all: aayyyeee!

15 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

LMAO! I'm visualizing that Mexican hat dance right now ...

12:43 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

I thought that movie was 8 Heads in a Duffelbag...

1:03 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Beth - happy I could help.


ITJ: I guess '5 Heads in a Ziplock Baggie' just wasn't catchy enough for Americans. :)

1:26 PM, September 07, 2006  
Anonymous BarBarA (aka Layla) said...

That is horrifying!!!! Is it true? I would scream. I know that for sure.

3:25 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

MOOOCHASSSS GRASYASSSS!

9:26 PM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger Ben said...

I just think of that movie "From Dusk Til' Dawn". Didn't they send George Clooney to go and sort it out ?

5:17 AM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger David Amulet said...

Wow, once they find out who's relaly behind this, some heads are gonna roll

-- david

5:17 AM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Barbara: I'm with you on that one, I seriously doubt I'd break out into the marcarena at a moment like that. :)

John: you're welcome.

Ben: That's exactly the movie I had in mind. I guess all bets were off once Selma started doing her striptease. :)

David: No doubt! Soon it'll look more like a bowling alley :)

5:49 AM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger mindy said...

yep, that does it, no vacations in mexico for me.. cananda seems nice.

6:51 AM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

well, you know Mindy, they don't call it Te-kill-ya for nothing.

But Canada? Who knows what kind of evil lurks up there, eh? :)

12:34 PM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger Death Warmed Over said...

I've always known two heads are better than one, but five?

And you know, even after the heads stopped rolling around there was one guy, and we all know this guy, who simply shrugged and ordered another shot.

5:28 AM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Death - maybe that's their version of 'brainstorming' :)

and yes, we all know that guy and the guy who passed out on the bar and wasn't aware of any of that happening at all. :)

5:47 AM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger Death Warmed Over said...

Inappropriate comments heard right after the heads rolled in:

"Alright, now nobody lose your head."

"Gosh, look at the time. I'm gonna head out."

"Man, I've got a headache."

"Oooo to much beer, I've got to visit the head."

8:37 AM, September 09, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Death! Those were great, the only thing I could add is...

"This champagne goes straight to my head."

"Margaritas always give me a brain freeze."

"Okay, it's time to go, let's get a headcount so we won't leave anyone behind."

:)

5:36 AM, September 10, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Heads up 7up!

11:01 PM, September 10, 2006  

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