Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Destroyer of Legends

Headline: Rival bands clash over little-person KISS tribute
Joey Fatale, the 4-foot, 4-inch New Yorker who heads the all-dwarf KISS tribute band MiniKiss, is denying published reports that he tried to sneak past security last month at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas to confront a rival band leader, 4-foot "Little" Tim Loomis of Tiny Kiss, for allegedly ripping off his idea for such a group.
Now, wait just one midget! This has really taken the whole Kids in Satan's Service thing to a new level - about 4 feet high, to be exact. I mean, really, there are Kiss dolls taller than them!

It's not whether I hate midgets - and I do - it's just the principle of the thing.

Anyone who grew up listening to that band knows they were somewhat gods of rock. How can they be reduced to this type of mockery? I don't view it as a tribute at all.

If I were to hear them sing Shout it Out Loud, they would have to shout it just a little bit louder due to the fact that my ass doesn't have ears, thankyouverymuch.

I wonder if they also have an Army? That is a disturbing thought. Sorry, but I Ain't Ready to be a Midget Yet.

And I realize Beth was always lonely and Christine was only 16, but I don't think either one would've stooped so low as to go after any of those guys. Can you imagine their groupies?

Considering their voices would probably be high, I would think they would sound more like the Chipmunks - and I hate them, too, by the way. But let it be known that however sick to my stomach this makes me, I definitely won't be Calling Dr. Love anytime soon.

If we're lucky the next time "Gene" spews fire, the whole band will burst into flames and then, and only then, would they remotely be Hotter Than Hell.


Blogger JohnB said...

This is too much...or should I say, little!

8:19 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

hahaha. it's bad enough there's one of these groups - - but two? that's madness.

9:19 AM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Hopefully both groups get near the lions protecting Angelina and they'll become appetizers before the papparazi meal.

12:18 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

ITJ: now that's entertainment!

1:00 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger fatty ~ said...

are you anti-midget?

Thats a dangerous area to thread. They will avenge you - be frightened of the little people!
~ small man syndrome ~

6:51 PM, April 11, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Oh, have no doubt, I am frightened - mostly when they pretend to be Kiss.

I'm not afraid of short people, as long as I wear high tops, I should be well protected against their attacks.

No fear. :)

7:15 PM, April 11, 2006  

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