Friday, March 31, 2006

Desert Diva

Headline: US to test 700-tonne explosive

The US military plans to detonate a 700 tonne explosive charge in a test called "Divine Strake" that will send a mushroom cloud over Las Vegas, a senior defense official said.

Talk about Titanic!

Hopefully, it'll be right on Celine Dion's residence. Maybe then she'll finally be able to answer the question of where does her heart beat now.

I'm thinking it's going to land somewhere between Twentynine Palms and Barstow.

4 Comments:

Blogger Rocky said...

LOL, I loved this one. I share your hope for the target of the detonation.

3:58 AM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Let's add a couple Walmarts while we're at it!

7:56 AM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

sure, why not! give them a boom in sales.

8:23 AM, March 31, 2006  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

As long as they bet it all on black.

1:16 PM, March 31, 2006  

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