Aloha, Mr. Hand
Headline: Paperweight Severs Calif. Teacher's Hand
Wouldn't it be funny if after having his desk reduced to splinters, his face covered with soot, his hair plastered back like Don King, and his severed hand shaking on the floor, the bug scurried away anyhow?
Maybe he should've contacted Spicoli's Dad after having this accident. I hear he has this ultimate set of tools - he can fix it.
A slightly excessive way to kill a bug, don't you think? Perhaps this guy used to work for L.A.P.D.A teacher who kept a 40 mm shell on his desk as a paperweight blew off part of his hand when he apparently used the object to try to squash a bug, authorities say.
Wouldn't it be funny if after having his desk reduced to splinters, his face covered with soot, his hair plastered back like Don King, and his severed hand shaking on the floor, the bug scurried away anyhow?
Maybe he should've contacted Spicoli's Dad after having this accident. I hear he has this ultimate set of tools - he can fix it.
posted by On My Watch at 03:51
8 Comments:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT IT WAS MY HAND SO I'M ONLY TYPING WITH 5 FINGERS AND IT WAS A 30MM SHELL NOT 40 SO THERE
(Just kidding! Great post!) :-)
The Orkin man never had this problem...
The Orkin Man is a pro!
Who knew that nuts could be so ominous ;p
He's probably still eligible for workers compensation for the on-the-job injury.
John: Well, I'm here to tell ya.
PDXBiker: You're probably right! Gotta hand it to the guy. :)
What was the teacher's name, Clark W. Grizwald?
if he wasn't called Sparky before - he certainly is now! :)
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