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Headline: NY Man Accused of Throwing Dog Out Window
I think it's pretty safe to say the cause of Gemini's death was due to being tossed out of a 5 story window. Even Velma could figure this one out - without the use of her glasses.
He probably would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
NEW YORK -- A Brooklyn man was arrested Wednesday morning after beating his mother and tossing the family dog out the window of a fifth-floor apartment, authorities said.How much does it suck to beat your mom with a vacuum? Did he use attachments?
Police said the suspect, Alan DeCosta, 31, attacked his 48-year-old mother with a vacuum cleaner before hurling the dog.
Gemini's body was turned over to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to determine a cause of death.
I think it's pretty safe to say the cause of Gemini's death was due to being tossed out of a 5 story window. Even Velma could figure this one out - without the use of her glasses.
He probably would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
posted by On My Watch at 17:19
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ZOINKS!
Jenkies!
SCRAPPY DAPPY DOO!
I think this guy needs that Serbian device permanently attached to secure the gene pool-if not a lot, just a little bit.
Absolutely, or he already has the attachment and that's why he threw the dog out.
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