Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Ruh Roh, Raggy!

Headline: NY Man Accused of Throwing Dog Out Window
NEW YORK -- A Brooklyn man was arrested Wednesday morning after beating his mother and tossing the family dog out the window of a fifth-floor apartment, authorities said.

Police said the suspect, Alan DeCosta, 31, attacked his 48-year-old mother with a vacuum cleaner before hurling the dog.

Gemini's body was turned over to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals to determine a cause of death.
How much does it suck to beat your mom with a vacuum? Did he use attachments?

I think it's pretty safe to say the cause of Gemini's death was due to being tossed out of a 5 story window. Even Velma could figure this one out - without the use of her glasses.

He probably would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.

5 Comments:

Blogger JohnB said...

ZOINKS!

6:42 PM, November 09, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Jenkies!

7:13 PM, November 09, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SCRAPPY DAPPY DOO!

5:59 AM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger JohnB said...

I think this guy needs that Serbian device permanently attached to secure the gene pool-if not a lot, just a little bit.

7:54 AM, November 10, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Absolutely, or he already has the attachment and that's why he threw the dog out.

8:17 AM, November 10, 2005  

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