Pardon Me, Boy

Headline: Amtrak president Dunn fired
(their pun, not mine)

WASHINGTON-- Amtrak's board of directors on Wednesday fired President David Gunn, saying the debt-laden rail carrier needs "a leader with vision and experience."

As long as the engineers have vision, everything should be okay and stay on track. One would think David Gunn would've had the proper training in the first place considering who he worked for.

Besides, how else will mystery novelists survive without trains? The impact of Amtrak derailing would be heartbreaking, not to mention excruciatingly loud.