Wednesday, November 09, 2005

That Guys' Nuts!

Headline: Serbs line up for testicle shocks
Men in Serbia are lining up to have electric shocks delivered to their testicles as part of a new contraceptive treatment.

This stuns the sperm, effectively putting them to sleep for up to 10 days, which means couples can have sex without fear of getting
pregnant.


He added: "We are hoping to have a small battery powered version on sale in the shops in time for Xmas."

Somehow I don't believe the sperm will be the only thing stunned.

Stocking stuffer? More like stocking suffer. Who would be full of glee opening something like that, other than a scorned wife or girlfriend? They better hope this device doesn't fall into the wrong hands (insert evil laughter here) or nobody will be singing Jingle Bells this year.

Be prepared for all male Serbians to suddenly resemble Kramer.

2 Comments:

Blogger JohnB said...

Makes you wonder who they used (COUGH-forced) for test subjects in the first place!

PS-Thanks for the commento positivo...

5:01 PM, November 09, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

I didn't even think of that! ouch! you're welcome, was that italian? maybe I should say prego :-)

5:04 PM, November 09, 2005  

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