Wednesday, November 16, 2005

In This Corner...

Headline: You can't fight here, this is a boxing dinner!

I had no idea there were British fighters. What do they do, slap each other across the face with white gloves? Stand there in the ring and throw sarcastic remarks back and forth? How do you determine the winner? Whoever maintains a pompous smirk on their face the longest wins?

Reportedly, the minor injuries sustained were all to the earlobes. They should've known better to invite Tyson for a bite to eat.

4 Comments:

Blogger ItsTJoint said...

The last heavyweight champion before Klitschko was Lennox Lewis who was a brit fighter. He retired after kicking Tyson's ass and after Tyson threatened to "eat his children."

10:35 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

eat his children? Tyson is insane. I wonder if the chicken is named after him. :)

10:37 AM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Yeah, if they really wanted to put their business in the tank they could use Tyson's face shot (with that awesome new tatoo he sports on his face) on the packaging.

12:44 PM, November 16, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

I think I can beat Mike Tyson.

2:40 PM, November 16, 2005  

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