Thursday, October 26, 2006

Fresh Blood

Headline: Vampyre club seeks new recruits
LONDON (Reuters) - Vampyres are prowling for new recruits in London as Halloween approaches to partake in wild parties, trips to Transylvania and bat spotting nights -- but coffin-dwelling, blood drinkers need not apply.
Damn. Just when I thought I found more of my kind. Things certainly have changed since the old days.

"Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires." ~Louis


Blogger mindy said...

now.. how would you go recruiting for such a thing..
"excuse me sir, do you like blood? you do? great.. come with me!"

1:42 PM, October 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Mindy - I'd sign up if someone said, "how would you like to live forever, and never get old." Especially if Brad Pitt was doing the asking. :)

1:43 PM, October 26, 2006  
Blogger Ray Van Horn, Jr. said...

I don't know why, but I roared before I read a word of this entry, and I do love Interview With the Vampire. I guess there's no real good pick-up line in vampire lore, particularly if you ask one if they want to suck face awhile.

3:57 PM, October 26, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

"The blood is life!"

3:57 PM, October 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Ray - I guess vampires don't really need to say anything - it's all in the gaze. Mortals can't resist. :)

John - as long as it isn't dead blood. :)

4:17 PM, October 26, 2006  
Blogger X. Dell said...

You're a coffin-dwelling bloodsucker?

I had a friend who was a vampire. She moved to LA, and that scared all of us. "What are youd going to do with all that sun?" we asked.

10:46 PM, October 26, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said... - No, I'm not a coffin-dweller or bloodsucker, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night. ;)

You have all sorts of ghoulfriends, don't you? How fun is that?! So, what does that make you?

4:07 AM, October 27, 2006  
Blogger X. Dell said...

It makes me the guy with the holes in his neck.

7:02 AM, November 06, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

so, X marks the spot, eh? good to know. :)

7:18 AM, November 06, 2006  

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