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Headline: Vampyre club seeks new recruits
"Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires." ~Louis
LONDON (Reuters) - Vampyres are prowling for new recruits in London as Halloween approaches to partake in wild parties, trips to Transylvania and bat spotting nights -- but coffin-dwelling, blood drinkers need not apply.Damn. Just when I thought I found more of my kind. Things certainly have changed since the old days.
"Vampires pretending to be humans, pretending to be vampires." ~Louis
9 Comments:
now.. how would you go recruiting for such a thing..
"excuse me sir, do you like blood? you do? great.. come with me!"
hahahha
Mindy - I'd sign up if someone said, "how would you like to live forever, and never get old." Especially if Brad Pitt was doing the asking. :)
I don't know why, but I roared before I read a word of this entry, and I do love Interview With the Vampire. I guess there's no real good pick-up line in vampire lore, particularly if you ask one if they want to suck face awhile.
"The blood is life!"
Ray - I guess vampires don't really need to say anything - it's all in the gaze. Mortals can't resist. :)
John - as long as it isn't dead blood. :)
You're a coffin-dwelling bloodsucker?
I had a friend who was a vampire. She moved to LA, and that scared all of us. "What are youd going to do with all that sun?" we asked.
x.dell - No, I'm not a coffin-dweller or bloodsucker, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night. ;)
You have all sorts of ghoulfriends, don't you? How fun is that?! So, what does that make you?
It makes me the guy with the holes in his neck.
so, X marks the spot, eh? good to know. :)
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