Thursday, September 07, 2006

Slave 4 Food

Headline: Scientists Puzzled By Blob on the Beach
Call it for the moment the blob, or the creature from the deep. An enigmatic lump of gelatinous flesh washed ashore on the coast of Chile is puzzling marine scientists.
Sad to say, no new species here. They just weren't aware of Britney's vacation plans.

4 Comments:

Blogger The Phoenix said...

You are so awesome!

Great story. I thought maybe they had found Michael Moore washed up.

8:06 AM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Thanks Phoenix! :)

No, unfortunately, his gelatinous flesh is still floating around, too.

11:14 AM, September 07, 2006  
Blogger Ben said...

hahahahaha ! Excellent. You're on form. Perhaps the K-FEDS will investigate

5:20 AM, September 08, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Ben, I'm having a vision of the Keystone Cops with that one. :)

5:45 AM, September 08, 2006  

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