Pick Up the Pace
Headline: Man stabs 2 in tomato theft attempt
What could've been going through his mind, surely I do not know. He must've been hitting the sauce beforehand because you can't just pluck a man's tomatoes like that and run off.
Luckily for him, he wasn't there trying to take any of their peas as well. That would've just added a little more spice to the mix.
Lettuce all hope they'll toss him into the county jail where he can stew in his own juices for a while and consider the rotten thing he has done.
Certainly he'll be bacon for the mercy of the court but as long as the judge is worth his salt, Mr. Pace should be toast.
Oh well, I can only hope justice will be served quickly - not to mention lunch!
It took a few minutes to finally ketchup to him but once they did poor ol' Elmer didn't stand a chance.DES MOINES, Iowa - Elmer Pace, 53, faces robbery and assault charges after allegedly stabbing two homeowners who chased him when he tried to steal tomatoes from their garden on Saturday.
What could've been going through his mind, surely I do not know. He must've been hitting the sauce beforehand because you can't just pluck a man's tomatoes like that and run off.
Luckily for him, he wasn't there trying to take any of their peas as well. That would've just added a little more spice to the mix.
Lettuce all hope they'll toss him into the county jail where he can stew in his own juices for a while and consider the rotten thing he has done.
Certainly he'll be bacon for the mercy of the court but as long as the judge is worth his salt, Mr. Pace should be toast.
Oh well, I can only hope justice will be served quickly - not to mention lunch!
posted by On My Watch at 09:30
13 Comments:
Maybe so, but it's kinda hard to have a BLT without the B though.
Funny, you ever thought of a life writing comedy skits onmywatch ?
Anyhow, thank goodness he's in custardy
Thats a fine pickle he has landed himself in.
Ben: thanks, but not really. "custardy"! HA. maybe you should!
SJ: good one! maybe his lawyer can cut him a sweet dill, you never know.
Holy crap I cannot stop laughing....
Phoenix: yay! glad you enjoyed it.
Spaghetti anyone?
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For a man to steal someone's tomatos, he must be really sauced.
-- david
The guy sounds like a real fruit to me.
He was probably all juiced up on those tomatoes. I'm glad they corn-ered him before he robbed other gardens. He was probably ratted out by a gnome.
Rocky: yes, of course, the gnome!!
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