Wednesday, July 19, 2006

What's Up, Doc?

Headline: Monroe man charged after hitting wife in the eye with a carrot
The victim, 46-year-old Pamela Vecsey, underwent a six-hour operation at Yale-New-Haven Hospital, but drs. could not restore sight in her eye, Assistant State's Atty Stephanie Damiani said.
All this time I thought carrots were good for your eyesight.

9 Comments:

Blogger David Amulet said...

A carrot? I guess in a fit of passion you use whatever weapon is available ... but a carrot?!?

-- david

6:16 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger Remy said...

Proof positive that vegetarians are violent people. lol

7:38 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Sounds like she had a big dose of vitamin A-hole!

9:22 PM, July 19, 2006  
Blogger ardlair said...

I thought you said you had a good sense of humour?

5:44 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger Death Warmed Over said...

My favorite type of irony. Its like seeing a tow truck stuck on the side of the road being pulled out by another tow truck.

7:04 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

David: I suppose tossing salad in that house can get dangerous.

Remy: I think I'd rather a carrot than a t-bone thrown at me though.

JohnB: That's the best comeback you've ever said here. :) bravo.

Ardlair: Yes, I did say that, however, I cannot account for yours. (but I'm laughing at you now though - so that's a start.)

DWO: yes, I things like that are always funny to me.

8:06 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger ardlair said...

How can you laugh at something you know nothing about?

10:12 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

damn those self-absorbed Americans - - they laugh at just about anything. :)

but more importantly, shouldn't you be on a ledge somewhere?

10:32 AM, July 20, 2006  
Blogger ardlair said...

and you in a waistcoat pocket?

12:49 PM, July 20, 2006  

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