Monday, July 17, 2006

Pulpit Fiction

Headline: JACKSON VOICES GOD
Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible...along with scores of other black actors, musicians, and athletes.
Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of God? I can hear it now, "Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in Hell!!"

Who else? Chris Tucker as Jesus? Come on, you know I'm the truth, the way, and the life -- I ain't bullshittin!! That would certainly give new meaning to Good Friday, that's for sure.

I suppose I should just be glad the message is getting sent out some kind of way. I'm thinking as long as Quentin Tarantino isn't involved, everything should stay relatively cool.

And you know this, man.

4 Comments:

Blogger Death Warmed Over said...

How about Christopher Walken? "Let my people go, or I'll stab you in the eye with a curling iron."

or

Snoop Dog? "There are many mansions in my fathers hizzle."

7:52 PM, July 17, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Chris Walken on water. :)

But since it's a black artist project, I'd have to say the Snoop Dog one was hilarious!! He'd be the one getting stoned though.

appreciate your comments...

8:05 PM, July 17, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

However, I did enjoy Alanis playing God...

10:17 PM, July 17, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

I never actually watched that whole movie, only bits and pieces. I don't mind her as long as I don't have to see her.

4:52 AM, July 18, 2006  

Post a Comment

<< Home