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Headline: JACKSON VOICES GOD
Who else? Chris Tucker as Jesus? Come on, you know I'm the truth, the way, and the life -- I ain't bullshittin!! That would certainly give new meaning to Good Friday, that's for sure.
I suppose I should just be glad the message is getting sent out some kind of way. I'm thinking as long as Quentin Tarantino isn't involved, everything should stay relatively cool.
And you know this, man.
Movie superstar SAMUEL L JACKSON will voice God in a new audio version of the Bible...along with scores of other black actors, musicians, and athletes.Samuel L. Jackson as the voice of God? I can hear it now, "Yes, they deserved to die and I hope they burn in Hell!!"
Who else? Chris Tucker as Jesus? Come on, you know I'm the truth, the way, and the life -- I ain't bullshittin!! That would certainly give new meaning to Good Friday, that's for sure.
I suppose I should just be glad the message is getting sent out some kind of way. I'm thinking as long as Quentin Tarantino isn't involved, everything should stay relatively cool.
And you know this, man.
posted by On My Watch at 04:28
4 Comments:
How about Christopher Walken? "Let my people go, or I'll stab you in the eye with a curling iron."
or
Snoop Dog? "There are many mansions in my fathers hizzle."
Chris Walken on water. :)
But since it's a black artist project, I'd have to say the Snoop Dog one was hilarious!! He'd be the one getting stoned though.
appreciate your comments...
However, I did enjoy Alanis playing God...
I never actually watched that whole movie, only bits and pieces. I don't mind her as long as I don't have to see her.
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