Flat Busted
Headline: Hooters Air calls it quits
Where have I been? I mean, I knew they were famous for their wings, but I had no idea there was an airline involved! Hoo knew?
They said other carriers will take up the slack and provide flights to their destinations, although there will be layovers - but some people just can't live without non-stop Hooters.
What will those people do? They must feel so deflated. All they can do is beat their breasts and wail. Hey, wasn't that a Brian Setzer song? Anyhoo.
It's a sad day when you find out your Hooters have lost altitude - the news of this is so delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.
What else is there to say except, can I get a sampler platter with onion rings?
After a three-year run, Myrtle Beach's homegrown airline, Hooters Air, is bowing out of regularly scheduled air service.You think it was because of the dirty pillows or was it just the sagging industry that did them in?
Where have I been? I mean, I knew they were famous for their wings, but I had no idea there was an airline involved! Hoo knew?
They said other carriers will take up the slack and provide flights to their destinations, although there will be layovers - but some people just can't live without non-stop Hooters.
What will those people do? They must feel so deflated. All they can do is beat their breasts and wail. Hey, wasn't that a Brian Setzer song? Anyhoo.
It's a sad day when you find out your Hooters have lost altitude - the news of this is so delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.
What else is there to say except, can I get a sampler platter with onion rings?
posted by On My Watch at 14:44
4 Comments:
What will the owls ever do?
they're wise, they'll figure it out. ;)
Didn't they serve flapjacks onboard?
haha! good one. yes, I believe they did - with syrup and butter. :)
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