Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Flat Busted

Headline: Hooters Air calls it quits
After a three-year run, Myrtle Beach's homegrown airline, Hooters Air, is bowing out of regularly scheduled air service.
You think it was because of the dirty pillows or was it just the sagging industry that did them in?

Where have I been? I mean, I knew they were famous for their wings, but I had no idea there was an airline involved! Hoo knew?

They said other carriers will take up the slack and provide flights to their destinations, although there will be layovers - but some people just can't live without non-stop Hooters.

What will those people do? They must feel so deflated. All they can do is beat their breasts and wail. Hey, wasn't that a Brian Setzer song? Anyhoo.

It's a sad day when you find out your Hooters have lost altitude - the news of this is so delightfully tacky, yet unrefined.

What else is there to say except, can I get a sampler platter with onion rings?

4 Comments:

Blogger ItsTJoint said...

What will the owls ever do?

9:01 PM, March 29, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

they're wise, they'll figure it out. ;)

3:30 AM, March 30, 2006  
Blogger JohnB said...

Didn't they serve flapjacks onboard?

8:24 PM, March 30, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

haha! good one. yes, I believe they did - with syrup and butter. :)

2:04 AM, March 31, 2006  

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