Saturday, March 11, 2006

Overactive Glanz

Headline: Spring Breakers not worried about news of serial killer
Over pitchers of beer, Spring Breakers mocked the news reports. "Oh my God, we're all going to die!" joked Jeremy Glanz, 23, a student at Palm Beach Community College. Here with six other friends from Palm Beach County, Glanz and Morris said they were playing it safe.
Well, I hate to say it but - Jeremy is screwed. It's always-always-always the guy who is stupid enough to say something like that who gets it first out of the bunch.

Hasn't he seen or learned anything from horror movies at all? Jeez!

2 Comments:

Blogger JohnB said...

...and he tip-toes on the broken, bloody glass leading up to the dark attic containing a pulsating egg sac obscured in the blackest corner...

9:20 PM, March 11, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

...as if beckoning him he walked toward it, his will no longer his own. The ethereal glow softly illuminated his face and became brighter with every step closer...

Behold, the power of cheese.

5:51 AM, March 12, 2006  

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