Friday, March 10, 2006

E-i-E-i- oh?

Headline: Ecstasy causes depression in pigs

COPENHAGEN, Denmark, March 10 (UPI) -- Danish scientific experiments where Ecstasy was adminstered to pigs may help to explain depression in humans abusing the drug.

Pigs on Ecstasy. Is that sort of like Disney on Ice?

Are there farm animal raves, complete with pacifiers and glow sticks, going on that I don't know about?

DJ Chickens scratching out an extended-club-mix-techno version of Old MacDonald, played over and over causing endless dancing till the cows came home. Then again, with a party like that going on, why would the cows ever leave?

On second thought, depressed pigs aren't much fun to be around for any extended amount of time - that's for sure - just ask anyone who knows Anna Nicole Smith.

Usually I don't question scientists, but those experiments sound a little strange to me - maybe there really is something rotten in Denmark afterall, and it smells a lot like bacon.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rocky said...

Animals should just say no to drugs. There's only a few things crazier than pigs on ecstasy...

Turtles on speed
Rabbits on viagra
elephants on fen fen

5:07 AM, March 11, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

Funny!

I agree totally - Just Say Oink!

5:11 AM, March 11, 2006  

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