Friday, March 10, 2006

No Static At All

Headline: Prostitutes get own radio station

SAO PAULO, Brazil (Reuters) - Prostitutes in the Brazilian city of Salvador are starting up their own radio station.

I wonder, will they be referred to as DJs or BJs? Imagine the Morning BJ stating the call letters enthusiastically,
"You're listening to 69.1 W-H-O-R -- Whore Radio -- the only station that rocks San Paulo!"
What kind of format would be used? You think Delila's Love Songs at Night would be popular? Is there a charge for every song you request? Would the top requested song be Call Me from Blondie?

Would talk show segments be filled with the likes of Dr. Laura or Dr. Drew? Howard Stern has to be involved in this some kind of way. So many questions, so hard to determine.

Not that it really matters, there's no chance I'll ever tune in (again) and besides, I have a reputation to uphold (now) and plus, I don't have that kind of money to be blowing on frivilous things (anymore). So let's just drop it, like that nice police officer did and forget the whole thing, okay?


Blogger Rocky said...

I wonder if this radio station is free of charge, or if WHOR would charge like a satellite radio service (or a whore)?

5:11 AM, March 11, 2006  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

certainly! and the satellite company would, no doubt, be XXX-M

8:57 AM, March 11, 2006  

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