Something Sphinx in Here

Headline: Mummified body found in front of TV

CINCINNATI, Ohio (AP) -- The mummified body of a woman who didn't want to be buried was found in a chair in front of her television set 2 1/2 years after her death, authorities said.

This brings vegging in front of the tube to a whole new level.

If she were watching episodes of Touched By An Angel then there's no doubt she died from boredom, the only funny part being shortly thereafter she actually was touched by an angel.

I wonder, though, if she had a son named Norman?