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Headline: Mouse Thrown Into Fire Sets Home Ablaze
FORT SUMNER, N.M. - A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.
I have, on occasion, seen mice run and very quickly, but to make it back inside from the backyard before the flames went out was not only amazing but also led me to believe this particular mouse had to be none other than Speedy Gonzales.
Granted, being tossed into a fire would have induced a desire in me to perform the Mexican Hat Dance - el pronto - but I would imagine the sheer will to take the household to hell with him, coupled with the added velocity of flames, allowed him to reach his destination before his ultimate demice.
The Fievel Department was called, however, didn't respond in time to control the blaze. Obviously, the fire engine was operated by his cousin: Slowpoke Rodriguez.
FORT SUMNER, N.M. - A mouse got its revenge against a homeowner who tried to dispose of it in a pile of burning leaves. The blazing creature ran back to the man's house and set it on fire.
I have, on occasion, seen mice run and very quickly, but to make it back inside from the backyard before the flames went out was not only amazing but also led me to believe this particular mouse had to be none other than Speedy Gonzales.
Granted, being tossed into a fire would have induced a desire in me to perform the Mexican Hat Dance - el pronto - but I would imagine the sheer will to take the household to hell with him, coupled with the added velocity of flames, allowed him to reach his destination before his ultimate demice.
The Fievel Department was called, however, didn't respond in time to control the blaze. Obviously, the fire engine was operated by his cousin: Slowpoke Rodriguez.
posted by On My Watch at 16:31
3 Comments:
That was a "mighty mouse"!
Good to have you back!
hahaha. I think that guy should just admit they were roasting mousemallows and things got out of hand.
Thank you very much - glad to be home. :)
BRILLIANT!!! :-D Lots of mouse jokes and none of them were cheesy!
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