Friday, December 09, 2005

Oh, You'd Better Watch Out

Headline: Boy killed at Midway Airport
Stearney says the family had just visited McDonald's and that Joshua was eating his food and singing "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town" just before the accident occurred.
Well, it appears Santa decided to arrive in a 737 this year and apparently with a little more than simply a clatter.

Mr. Claus declined to comment on the whereabouts of Rudolph, who as we all know, guides the sleigh during inclement weather.

The other team members turned similar cold shoulders and refused to comment. Although, a passenger seated next to Blitzen supposedly overheard him tell Donner, "us tiny reindeer gotta stick together."

This is one tight-lipped group that refused to pass the buck.


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