Don't Cheetah on Your Diet
Headline: Thai Safari Pulls Elephant Meat From MenuThe Chiang Mai Night Safari Zoo announced last week an "Exotic Buffet" for VIP guests at its grand opening next year, which was to include tiger, lion, elephant, and giraffe. But now only farm-raised alligator and ostrich will be served at the night safari, project director Plodprasop Suraswadi said in a statement.Who ever heard of your stomach growling after you eat?
Yes, waiter, I’ll have the Giraffe, with a green salad, and a nice glass of Reach-ling. Now, that's a tall order.
Lobster is difficult enough, how in the world would anybody eat an elephant? I know, I know - one bite at a time. Would it just be served on a spear like a shish kabob? I suppose you could use the tusks as a toothpick later, maybe.
Don’t these guys realize that if they keep serving these V.I.P. dinners there won’t be a Z.O.O. left? Animals.
posted by On My Watch at 06:10
11 Comments:
Lions, tigers, and...and...giraffes don't fry!
hahaha
yes it is - instead of signs that say "don't feed the animals" they need ones that say "don't eat the animals".
I hear you cajuns eat anything! Nice pic!
pretty much but usually not zoo animals...unless they've been hit by a car.
thanks - I took it myself. :)
yes good ol road kill
HAHA. a little ketchup goes a long way.
I thought roadkill already came with "ketchup"?
Sounds like the perfect beginner to "When Animals Attack 10" ONLY ON FOX!
Wild post! Wow that sounds like quite the menu. What would elephant even taste like? Peanuts?
Well, at least they are keeping alligator on the menu. I suppose you have to wrestle your own, then they cook it.
And never fight over an ostrich drumstick. There's plenty there for 2.
"Okay Simba,...jump through the hoop or your tommorow's special,..kapeesh?".
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