This Little Piggy Didn't Come Home
Headline: Woman finds bullet in pork casserole
I don't think it was a drive by shooting at all. In fact, I believe it was ...get ready for this...SOUIE-CIDE!
But if I happen to be wrong, I hope they catch the swine that did this dastardly act. It would really leave a sow-er taste in my mouth if they don't figure out the reasoning behind all of this.
ORMOND BEACH, Fla. - Was the pig a victim of a drive-by shooting? That's one theory to explain how a bullet wound up in Diane Johnson's pork loin casserole.
I don't think it was a drive by shooting at all. In fact, I believe it was ...get ready for this...SOUIE-CIDE!
But if I happen to be wrong, I hope they catch the swine that did this dastardly act. It would really leave a sow-er taste in my mouth if they don't figure out the reasoning behind all of this.
posted by On My Watch at 09:25
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