Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Random Acts of Contrition

Headline: Would-Be Nun Robber Nabbed in Wisconsin
The man broke into the 61-year-old Catholic nun's home shortly after 8 a.m. Tuesday, police said. When she told him she had no money, he forced her to drive him around in her car for almost an hour in search of money.
What part of nun didn't he understand?
him: give me your money, sister!
her: i don't have any.
him: none?
her: nun.
him: nun?!
her: yes, none.
him: Jesus Christ.
her: exactly!

He's so lucky he didn't pull that stunt on my high school Theology teacher, Sr. Mary Beatyourass. She would've taught him a lesson or two.

So far, he hasn't been charged with anything, but I'm hoping once he goes to jail, he'll be made to kneel in the corner on uncooked rice for 3 hours every day.


Blogger mindy said...

i love that picture. what was he thinking??? nun's never have money. :)

2:56 PM, August 21, 2007  
Blogger Diesel said...

Crime does not pay... if you're retarded.

5:04 PM, August 21, 2007  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

Or how about kneeling on street salt. Ouch.

The robber was absolutely stupid...you only rob a nun if you want a giant pair of underwear.

6:18 PM, August 22, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

Mindy: I liked it too. And you're right, they don't have money - I don't even think they have pockets.

Diesel: Actually, that was the original tagline for McGruff.

Phoenix: ouch, is right! on both counts. :)

3:30 PM, August 23, 2007  

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