The One That Got Away
Headline: Thief battered in fish shop
Hopefully the scales of justice will tip on the side of the shop owner. But just in case, he'd better hire himself a good de-fins attorney.
CANBERRA (Reuters) - A man who attempted to rob an Australian fish and chip shop found himself on the losing side when the angry shop owner threw fish batter and hot oil at him.
Hopefully the scales of justice will tip on the side of the shop owner. But just in case, he'd better hire himself a good de-fins attorney.
posted by On My Watch at 13:33
11 Comments:
batta up!!!! ;)
I don't know, but there's just something fishy about that story.
scales of justice! haha!
he might could sue for attempted battering. :)
Biological weapon right there!
Something similar here http://jsridhar.blogspot.com/2007/07/had-bad-day.html
Sorry I haven't been around. I had thought you stopped blogging. My mistake!
Scales. LOL
I don't know about the supposed cause for the oil-tossing ... maybe the shop owner did it just for the halibut.
-- david
John - exactly!
Metal Mark - i wondered if you would take the bait.
Mindy - absolutely - don't forget assault and pepper.
sj - cool!
eotr - no problem - I've been wondering if I've quit myself. we were both wrong, i guess. :)
fated - yay, you got it! ;)
david - i thought the same thing, what a cod!
I hope they tartar and feather that guy.
*snort!*
Love the puns!
Time for a new story--I don't know what the fuss over this one is all atrout.
-- david
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