Friday, August 24, 2007

Arrest in Peace

Headline: Grave injury for drunk driver
"Eventually she ended up stuck in a grave and couldn't get out, so we had to pull her out," a police spokesman said. "She said she'd come to visit one of her relatives' graves."

I guess one foot in the grave just wasn't quite good enough for this woman. Amazing how one spirit can lead to another, isn't it? She's probably drinking over the death of her car now, as well.

The way I see it, one good thing that could be unearthed from this incident would be a new scenario for VW's "holy shit" commercials.

7 Comments:

Blogger JohnB said...

a whole other meaning for being sloshed down under

8:53 PM, August 24, 2007  
Blogger mindy said...

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11:53 AM, August 27, 2007  
Blogger mindy said...

can you imagine... i wonder if she was knocked out and then came to. how weird would that be?? i bet she'll never drink and drive again.

11:54 AM, August 27, 2007  
Blogger Beth said...

That would be ... um ... hell.

7:41 PM, August 30, 2007  
Blogger Raydude6131 said...

There's GOT to be a Crypt Keeper like one-liner in this,....like maybe "Now her car goes "tomb tomb" instead of "vroom vroom!".

6:54 PM, August 31, 2007  
Blogger The Phoenix said...

Dang...maybe she was driving a Ford Escape.

10:26 AM, September 05, 2007  
Blogger On My Watch said...

JB: 6 feet under, no doubt.

Mindy: I'm sure she already has by now.

Beth: or heaven depending on the drinks.

Ray: HA. I love the Crypt Keeper.

Phoenix: I was thinking a Pinto.

3:21 PM, September 10, 2007  

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