Arrest in Peace
Headline: Grave injury for drunk driver
I guess one foot in the grave just wasn't quite good enough for this woman. Amazing how one spirit can lead to another, isn't it? She's probably drinking over the death of her car now, as well.
The way I see it, one good thing that could be unearthed from this incident would be a new scenario for VW's "holy shit" commercials.
"Eventually she ended up stuck in a grave and couldn't get out, so we had to pull her out," a police spokesman said. "She said she'd come to visit one of her relatives' graves."
I guess one foot in the grave just wasn't quite good enough for this woman. Amazing how one spirit can lead to another, isn't it? She's probably drinking over the death of her car now, as well.
The way I see it, one good thing that could be unearthed from this incident would be a new scenario for VW's "holy shit" commercials.
posted by On My Watch at 17:35
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a whole other meaning for being sloshed down under
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can you imagine... i wonder if she was knocked out and then came to. how weird would that be?? i bet she'll never drink and drive again.
That would be ... um ... hell.
There's GOT to be a Crypt Keeper like one-liner in this,....like maybe "Now her car goes "tomb tomb" instead of "vroom vroom!".
Dang...maybe she was driving a Ford Escape.
JB: 6 feet under, no doubt.
Mindy: I'm sure she already has by now.
Beth: or heaven depending on the drinks.
Ray: HA. I love the Crypt Keeper.
Phoenix: I was thinking a Pinto.
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