Thursday, December 22, 2005

All I Want For Christmas

Here are couple of holiday movies, along with my favorite lines, I can't live without:
(1) Elf - "Bye Buddy, hope you find your Dad."
(2) A Christmas Story- "It's a major award!"
(3) National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation - "Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere? Leave you for dead?"
(4) It's A Wonderful Life - "Merry Christmas you wonderful, old building and loan!" (although I do have a love/hate thing for Mr. Potter.)
As you are enjoying the holidays, know that I'll raise a glass and wish for these things for all of you:

(1) to spread christmas cheer by singing loud for all to hear.

(2) to get exactly what you asked for - even if you shoot your eye out - and without having to say the F-dash-dash-dash word.

(3) hope your own version of Cousin Eddie doesn't drive you insane.

(4) that everyone in town drops tons of money on your table and you realize how truly blessed you are.

Merry Christmas from Me, Buddy, Sparky, Ralphie and George.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had a million dollars. Hot dog!

4:37 PM, December 22, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

:-) what did you wish for when you threw that rock?

4:41 PM, December 22, 2005  
Blogger JohnB said...

Remember, the leg lamp was "frah GEE lay" (Fragile)-it's Italian! Buon Natale!

5:19 PM, December 22, 2005  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

7:04 PM, December 22, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

yes, of course!
"...the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window."

6:09 AM, December 23, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

anon: "oh, baby it's cold outside"

6:10 AM, December 23, 2005  
Blogger Rocky said...

Great post. Brought back a lot of funny holiday movie memories. Christmas Story is by far my favorite. Watch out for those crazy Bumpus neighbor dogs!

7:13 AM, December 23, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

thanks! my other fav:

"In the heat of battle my father wove a tapestry of obscenities that as far as we know is still hanging in space over Lake Michigan."

7:23 AM, December 23, 2005  
Blogger ItsTJoint said...

Happy Xmas, Watcher!

11:06 AM, December 23, 2005  
Blogger OnMyWatch said...

yes - Merry Holidays to you too Mr. Esq.

12:53 PM, December 23, 2005  

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